Marie Antionette

Upon the eve of the French Revolution, the mobilized peasants of France gathered at the gate of the palace, calling for the heads of the royalty. Inside, one of the servants, quite frightened, asked Marie what she thought the crowd was gathered for. Haughtily, she replied, "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard."

Napoleon Bonaparte

One the evening before the Battle of Waterloo, the Duke of Wellington received a message that the Emperor of France wanted to speak with him, to prevent the upcoming battle. Later, as the famous general rode up, the Duke greeted him at the door of his tent. Without dismounting, Napoleon looked sternly at the Duke, and instructed him, "Move Bitch, get out the way, get out the way, Bitch, get out the way."

Genghis Khan

Early one morning late in his life, Genghis Khan called his court, his generals, and his four sons to his bedside. After they had all gathered, he rose slowly, and then, with his powerful voice, told them, "All I do is Win, Win, Win!"

General George Custer

Before the battle of Little Bighorn, General Custer's men were afraid that they were being led into an ambush, so the famous general rode in front of his mounted men and addressed them, saying, "I have a feeling there's going to be a lot of Winning today! Remember, I was a general at 20, and I wasn't even trying! I got Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA! Boom!"

Ben Franklin

Before signing the Declaration of Independence, Ben Franklin wanted to make sure that it was perfectly clear how he felt about the British. He stood above the now famous parchment, paused, and addressed the Continental Congress, telling them, "Bitches get Stitches."