Brigham Young

One of the problems of polygamy is that the husband has to remember multiple anniversaries and other such dates, while it is well known that husband have trouble remembering even one on most occasions. Fortunately, Brigham Young, a prominent early Morman figure, was blessed with an incredible memory, and was only left with the problem of buying multiple gifts, which can be costly. Thus, he invented a new gift, which was, in your Inspirational Quote of the Day, "It's gotta be something special, it's my dick in a box!"