Howard Taft

Howard Taft was famous for his girth all the way back to his college days, but fewer people know that his wife, Minnie, was, in her day, equally famous for putting the vice-president, president, then Supreme Court Justice on diets, allowing him to indulge only on special occasions. Thus, it was with hope in his eyes that he looked towards her, upon hearing that he had won the presidency, and implored her, "I can haz CheezBerger?"