General George Patton

While most historians believe that Adolf Hitler committed suicide in a bunker surrounded by Russians, the truth is that the suicide story is a cover up for a covert American operation that snuck General George Patton into German/Russian territory to take the privilege of killing Hitler for the good old U. S. of A. Upon discovering the Furher hiding under his bed, Patton pulled him out, aimed both of his famous revolvers at the Austrian's stupid little mustache, and before pulling the triggers, said, in an over the top Austrian accent, "Hasta la Vista, Baby."