William Shakespeare

Billy Shakespeare, the greatest wordsmith every according to an impromptu poll I just took at the bar, was known for his flowery language and imagery, and brilliance 10 syllables at a time. His language and mode of communication is the model for romantics the world over, but, in his personal romantic conquests, preferred a more visual tactic. As he explained to one of his cohorts one night over a pint, his approach was to send a simple note, with your Inspirational Quote of the Day, "I'll send that bitch a Smiley face, Bitches love Smiley faces."