Pippen Took

Tolkien give us and excellent telling of the tale of the War for Middle Earth, but some of the more amusing tales were left out for brevity's sake. For instance, Pippen actually snuck into Sauromon's keep while Treebeard and the other Ents battled the orcs. He attacked the White Wizard by unscrewing a chandelier, which nearly missed its target. Sauromon chased Pippen from the keep while the hobbit cried, with his Cockney accent, in your Infuriating Quote of the Day, "Not kill, Pippen never meant to kill! Pippen only meant to maim, or seriously injure!"